Things no Mom Wants to Hear:

  • I just pooped in my underwear.
  • I had a bad dream, can I sleep in your bed? (any time between 12am and 6am)
  • Mom, are you mad at me? I just broke something.
  • Ew, I don’t want to eat (insert name of food that Mommy spent an hour plus preparing for dinner)!
  • *cough cough cough* waaaaaaaaaa (only twenty minutes into nap-time)
  • Mommy, your tummy is really big.
This job doesn’t pay enough…
(I’ve heard all of these in the past 48 hours…)

What would you add to the list of things moms don’t want to hear?
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