I do not like Pumpkin Spice Lattes, I do not like them, Sam I Am.
I will not drink them at the mall, I would not drink them in the fall.
I would not could not drink a tall, I would not drink that drink at all!
(OK, I have never tried one, but the name itself sounds disgusting and I would never pay what Starbucks costs to drink something called “Pumpkin Spice Latte”. Ew.)
I’ll have a skinny, iced White Chocolate Mocha with whip, please.