Dear Swiper,

Dude, you’ve been swiping things from Dora since my toddlers started watching you in 2008. It’s time for a new gig. You gotta get your own stuff, and leave that poor perpetual preschooler alone.

I know life’s not easy, and good stuff doesn’t come for free, but you need to come by your own stuff honestly. It’s the only way you’ll be able to live with yourself. I know these things, I’m a mom.

I’m rooting for you to get your act together.

Sincerely,

a Mom